{"id":584,"date":"2017-06-11T16:37:41","date_gmt":"2017-06-11T06:37:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bleufair.com\/?p=584"},"modified":"2017-06-11T16:37:41","modified_gmt":"2017-06-11T06:37:41","slug":"apple-vs-windows-satire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bleufair.com\/?p=584","title":{"rendered":"Apple vs Windows (satire)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Hilarious corporate rivalry; try and beat this one!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store in New York: &#8220;Don&#8217;t ever fart here; the smell will stay for ages.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\">We don&#8217;t have Windows&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\">And Tit for Tat from Microsoft in their premises: &#8220;Anyone visiting us here can be free to use Windows in case you need to release stale gas from yesterday&#8217;s half eaten apple. We have been providing open window systems to the world since ages&#8221;\u00a0<\/span><\/span><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"inlineimg\" title=\"Stick Out Tongue\" src=\"https:\/\/sammyboy.com\/images\/smilies\/tongue.gif\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"inlineimg\" title=\"Big Grin\" src=\"https:\/\/sammyboy.com\/images\/smilies\/biggrin.gif\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hilarious corporate rivalry; try and beat this one! Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store in New York: &#8220;Don&#8217;t ever fart here; the smell will stay for ages.\u00a0 We don&#8217;t have Windows&#8221; And Tit for Tat from Microsoft in their premises: &#8220;Anyone visiting us here can be free to use Windows in case you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bleufair.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bleufair.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bleufair.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bleufair.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bleufair.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=584"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bleufair.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":585,"href":"https:\/\/www.bleufair.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584\/revisions\/585"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bleufair.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bleufair.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bleufair.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}