Little john was in his junior school class when the teacher
\nasked the children what their fathers did for a living.
\nAll the typical answers came up:
\nFireman, policeman, salesman, politician, etc.
\nHowever, little john was being uncharacteristically quiet,
\nand so the teacher asked him about his father.
\nReluctantly he replied, “My Dad is an exotic dancer in a gay club,
\nand takes off all his clothes in front of other men.
\nSometimes, if the offer’s really good, he’ll go out with a man,
\nrent a cheap room and let him shag him.”
\nThe teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring
\nand then took Little john aside to ask him, “Is that really true about your father??”
\n“No,” said john, “My father plays football for the England national team,
\nI was just too embarrassed to say that.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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